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theswollengoat:

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seductivepsycho:

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icantbelieveitsnot-better:

#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world

oh shit son.

My mouth just dropped

oh damn

Oh…

BOOM!!!

mind blown,

It doesn’t make 100% sense but yeah

This isn’t a conspiracy theory. 
This is literally the entire point of Samuri Jack. 
Cartoon network has been doing shit like this forever, why are people always surprised? 

le GASP

nonespark:

mishasminions:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

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davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

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OH GOD

User: *throws underwear at you*
Cleverbot: *turns into God*

now THAT escalated quickly.

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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